Friend: My phone doesn't tell me I've got mail. *shock*
Me: lol It does. The little man who delivers it just hasn't arrived yet
Friend: That'd be cool...midget mail. They could dress like cupid.
Me: 99 mail delivering midgets abound, 99 mail delivering midgets!
Me: I'd want my midget to dress like Dog the Bounty Hunter and fight me to the death over accepting delivery of the bills.
Friend: Take one down, toss him around...LOL I got your text in the middle of typing that. Your Dog the Bounty Hunter idea was so great, whatever I was working on is not even worth pursuing after that.
Me: LOL
