Welcome To The Family!...On Second Thought, Nevermind

My cousin finally became engaged to his on-again/off-again girlfriend of six years last night. We all love her to deatg and were hoping they'd get it on track and she would officially become part of the family. However, we're now having second thoughts after the acceptance speech she gave in the kitchen this morning:

"Thank you. I look forward to changing my name and, also to learning all of yours before completely alienating you from both our lives. Happy holidays!"

Awesome.