Friend: What you up to on Day 7 of Bronchi-palooza?
Me: I'm watching a show on ID called "Elder Skelter". It's about old people who commit murder. This chick got involved with a dude at her retirement community and then suspected he was cheating. So she shot him.
Friend: lol That sounds like something you'd do. Get to about 75 or 80 relatively unscathed. Then cross the wrong elderly chick and get blown away.
Me: LOL. Yeah...this show is like looking into my future.
Friend: Nah, I don't think you'll be single at 75.
Me: You so nice.
Friend: You'll either be dead or married.
Me: ...I'm not sure which of those I'm rooting for, honestly.
Friend: LOL. Wow.
