Me: The Starbucks barista gave me attitude #RacialProfiling.
G: lol She's Mexican so it's less racial profiling and more, "You never called after the sex, bastard". Me: Uh no. She could totally tell I identify as black and she just jelly *adjusts imaginary weave*
G: LOL. That's just special.
After I relayed this convo to another friend:
Her: LOL You would screw some random barista, you black whore.
Me: LMAO. I love you with all of my black whore heart.
Her: lol I love you too, Boomshiqua.
