G: I feel bad though. I wanna do something to help you guys and your city.
Y: Donate blood?
Me: Nobody wants your blood, it was brewed in Canada.
G: You know I don't like needles. And it's not like I just have a couple pints lying around the house to FedEx.
G: I know! I'll send helper monkeys for the clean up!
Me: LOL. Because you have those lying around the house to FedEx?
G: lol Yes. I always keep helper monkeys on hand in case of an emergency.
