Me: Thank you.
G: So, you agree?
Me: What?
G: That you're really pretty.
Me: Um...I guess so.
G: lol Ah, "Mean Girls" in the morning. Thank you for playing along.
Me: lol Anytime.
G: I read an article this morning that said having multiple sexual partners can dramatically reduce the risk of prostate cancer. So there's one disease we know won't take you out down the line.
Me: LOL. It's nice to cross that off the list. Now I can say I did them all for my health.
G: LOL. Just what women like to hear. Although, I'm not sure it meant multiple partners all in one session...
Me: ...Meh, I'm still good I think.
