Me: I can't sleep
Her: Awww, and you called me instead of your flavor of the week.
Me: Well of course I did. It would've been awkward to call her two hours after I said, "Hey gurl, you gotta go home".
Her: LOL. Sometimes I wonder how you find dates. And then I look at my caller ID pic of you and remember you're pretty.
Me: lol Sometimes I call you at 3:30 because I can't sleep. And then you insult me and I remember why we don't work.
Her: lol We don't work because you're a whore...or maybe that's why we did work...I don't remember. Let's just get naked and maybe that will remind us what's what.
Me: LOL. That was smoove. Real smoove.
Her: lol You get what you pay for at 3AM. And this call was free.
