The conversation as relayed by my cousin, who is already home enjoying all of that Christmas cheer.
Aunt: One of these days he's going to break his neck messing with some stupid decoration or another. And if your father falls off the roof this year, I'm going to leave him there to rot.
Cousin: You've said that the last three years...
Aunt: Well, he hasn't fallen yet. And the waiting is exhausting.
Cousin: LMAO. Uh...rooting for you, ma. This year is the year!
Aunt: lol I hope so. 2014's jackass with a broken neck is 2015's gory Halloween decoration.
Cousin: You've said that the last three years...
Aunt: Well, he hasn't fallen yet. And the waiting is exhausting.
Cousin: LMAO. Uh...rooting for you, ma. This year is the year!
Aunt: lol I hope so. 2014's jackass with a broken neck is 2015's gory Halloween decoration.
I can't wait to get home to these freaks this weekend.
