Overheard in the hallway of the hospital ICU:
Girl 1: "I wish I had a fat ass or was black or something."
(Turns to Girl 2)
Girl 1: "Like, you have a fat ass and big boobs. That balances out."
Girl 2: "Yeah but I'm not black though."
It should be noted that both women, skinny young white chicks, were in scrubs so I guess they work in the medical field. Which is scary. Fortunately, neither is involved with my (now alert and awake) brother's care. I guess I could've made it through med school after all...
