True Love Is So Hard To Find And It's Right Between Your [?] And Mine

*Blackstreet's "Before I Let You Go" comes on Pandora*

Y: Oooooooh, turn it up. I love this song!

Me: Word

Y: Remember what you thought-

Me: Shut up

G: Thought about what?

Me: Nothing.

Y: You can share with the class or I can. Either way...it's coming out...

Me: You know that line, "True love is so hard to find and it's right between your lips and mine"?

G: Yeah...

Me: For like...years, I thought it was, "True love is so hard to find and it's right between your LEGS and mine".

G: LMFAO!!

Me: lol Shut up

G: Wait...

Me: Shut up

G: No, no. I'm bout to drop serious knowledge here...

G: So, from about age 13 or so, you thought true love was located between your legs and a chick's legs...that sums up your entire dating history and perspective on relationships, dude lol

Y: LMAO. It kinda does actually...

Me: LOL. I'm sorry baby. It's not MY fault that I'm effed up, it's Blackstreet's!
G: LMAO. YESSS!
Y: LOL Now who can we blame for the rest of your problems?
Me: Where there's a problem, there's a 90's track to blame it on