Every Turn A Surprise, Every Moment Red Letter

I just impulse bought an Xbox One. Then this happened.

G: Can I come over and play with your new toy, can I??

Me: No.

G: Come on, Giuseppe. Let me share that whole new world of gaming with you!

Me: lol Yesterday, A wanted me to share a whole new world of sex with a client. Ya'll are big on that phrase lately.

G: lol Hey, the only reason you get a seat at this table is cuz you pretty. Play to your strengths, yo.

Me: I can show you the wooooorld
Me: Bondage, S&M, sex tooooooys

G: LOL

Me: I can open your eyyyyyes
Me: Take you roleplay by roooooleplay
Me: Over, sideways and under you
Me: On a magic carpet riiiiiide

G: LMAO. Oh my god...
Me: A whole new woooooorld

Me: A new fantastic point of view

G: lol You can pervert anything, can't you?

Me: A whole new woooooorld

Me: Of dazzling positions you never knew

Me: I'll take you anywhere

Me: Let's do it on some stairs

Me: Let me share this whole new world with yoooooou

Me: *drops mic*

G: LMAO! Did you seriously just write all that off the top of your head right now?

Me: lol Yes.

G: That was fuckin' impressive.

G: What a shame you don't use your powers for good.

Me: LOL. And how.