Mama Told Me Not To Come

The scene: In line on a Sunday evening at Starbucks.

Man: "Excuse me...have you ever considered having sex for money?"
Me: "Um...no..."
Man: "I think you could make quite a hit of money if you did. Here's my card. Give me a call if you're interested."
Me: *Confusedly takes a sip of coffee*


Me: I just got asked if I would have sex for money
Mom: What'd you say?
Me: I said no, mom.
Mom: Did they say for how much?
Me: ...Are you trying to pimp me out right now?
Mom: ...Maybe


Believe it or not, this is the second time I've been propositioned about doing porn. It's like college all over again.