G: Teenage mutant ninja turtles
R: TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles
Me: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Y: Heroes in a half shell
A: Turtle power!
G: Second verse, same as the first!
G: Go go power rangerssssssss
R: lol Go go power rangerssss
Y: Go go power rangersss
A: Might orphan power rangers!
Me: LOL Well that explains a lot if they were orphans
A: LMAO Dammit!! MORHPIN!
G: Weren't the turtles orphans?
A: Yes. Splinter pulled them out of the ooze that made them ninjas
R: I wonder why they were abandoned
Y: Bc no one wants something covered in ooze
G: lol Uh didn't your baby come that way?
Me: LOL
Y: lol Yeah but I didn't touch her til she went through the econo-wash
A: LOL These are the times I realize it's a good thing we haven't all procreated yet.
R: The world ain't ready yo!
And this is why these people are my soulmates.
