Friend: lol My phone scared me! Out of nowhere my Pandora came on and I had the Superman theme blaring out of my purse
Me: LOL
Friend: Of course I stood there for a second and milked the moment
Me: Look in that 7-11 aisle! It's a bum! It's a plant! NO! It's SUPER WEIRDO!!
Friend: LMAO!
Friend: You hilarious short man, you
Me: lol Fuck you super bum
Friend: LOL
Friend: WORTH
Friend: IT
Me: lol Fo sho
Friend: Helloooo New status update
Me: Hellooooo new blog
