~ I didn't know the sun came up this early.
~ I don't need this blender/juicer/make my life so much easier machine on this infomercial, but that smoothie looks damn good.
~ I shouldn't have eaten so early, that's probably why I want that smoothie.
~ Seriously, has the sun always come up this early?
~ I thought [insert actor/actress name here] was dead. Huh. Well, he/she looks it.
And yet, I am still alert and able to do what I gotta do today. Not really tired at all. Maybe I am a sleep freak.
