Me: Guess what song I heard twice today
Me: Reminds me of you
Her: Gangsta's paradise?
Me: lol Yeah, THAT reminds me of our "marriage"
Me: Especially, 'As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death'
Her: LOL Oh fuck you
Her: Fuck you long and hard
Me: LOL
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(Later in the week)
Me: lol Gangsta's Paradise just came on
Me: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
Me: I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Me: Those will so be my vows someday
Her: LOL
Her: Jerk
