*beep*
"Happy birthday you sexy son of a bitch. I'm not surprised that a sexy beast like you hasn't aged a day since...whenever people say people haven't aged a day since. It is an honor and a privilege to be graced with your sexy attention everyday. Everything you do is fucking sexy. Your jokes are sexy. Your work is sexy. Your mother fucking life is sexy. You brought sexy back and you will not let it be ignored. The world rejoices in your sexiness. Happy birthday brother!"
A voicemail left by G this morning (actually left in TWO voicemails). And did I ever need the laugh. Thank you, G! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my beautiful, wonderful sister. I love you!
