My friends and I have weird conversations. Case and point: One of the chicks brought up an article she read claiming that semen was the key to eternally youthful skin. Yes, these are the conversations we have. But the real hilarity ensued when another chick refuted the claim in awesomely great fashion.
Female Friend 1: "Oh please. You know it's a man that made that shit up."
Female Friend 2: "Exactly! If that were true, I'd look like a 12-year-old girl right now. And - spoiler alert - I don't."
Male Friend: "...That makes it sound like you were a porn star or something..."
Female Friend 2: "Hey, college tuition needed to be paid, baby."
Male Friend: "Soooo...do you have any examples of your work?"
