I've Overcome The Blow, I've Learned To Take It Well, I Only Wish My Words Could Just Convince Myself That It Just Wasn't Real

When I was a kid, I heard, "Operator, can you help me place this call" as, "Albanita, can you help me place this call". Why did I hear that name? Beats the hell out of me. But it amused my mom and aunt to no end and they still make me sing it that way. It's one of my favorite songs and always kinda hits me but I couldn't tell you why. My best friend and girlfriend have never run off together and left me behind (although that would be hilarious since my best friend is a chick). I guess it just reminds me of other things. Anyway, enjoy!