Me: I bought Miss N a harmonica
W: I can't play that for shit
Me: My mom got me one as a kid on the condition that I turn in my kazoo so's she could break it lol
W: lol Ah yes the almighty kazooooo
Me: Miss N wants to learn to play the piano
Me: I was so excited to hear that, I almost knocked her over in attempt to hug her
W: LOL classic
W: Buy me a harmonica
Me: lol You just said you can't play. And I value my lady Mama B too much to subject her to that
W: MAMA B AIN'T YO LADY AND YOU WILL NEVER BE MY STEP DADDY!!!!
Me: LOL I can feel the fear as you flip the table and come at me like a rabid, angry monkey
W: lol You have no idea
W: I almost spontaneously combusted from the rage
