Cousin: I just think it might be a good chance for you to bond with him, maybe make peace
Me: Meh
Cousin: What do you have against bondage?
Cousin: *Bonding lol
Me: LOL. Not a thing but I'd prefer not to practice it with family
Me: Also, why does your phone autocorrect "bonding" to "bondage"?
Cousin: LOL. I gotta go.
Me: lol Uh huh
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G: Morning Giuseppe. Heard on the news that someone got mauled by a cougar. Was it you?
Me: LMAO. Fuck you
G: LMAO So worth it. SO SO worth it.
