Me: Look at you whipping out your Dickens.
Y: LMAO. Jackass. I was drinking coffee!
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G: Who's ready for the 1st annual margaritas and fajitas fest?!
E: Ok
Y: Annual?
Me: You do know that 'annual' means you have one every year, right?
G: DUH! I know what annual means. Like annual breast exam.
Me: LMAO What the FUCK
Y: LMAO
E: LOL Whaaaaaaat
R: LOL That is...random
A: LMAO Why WHY is that the first thing that came to mind?? I'm thankful it was but still
G: LMAO Shut up. I...shut up
Me: We love you. We're here for you.
E: Oh. Em. Gee. We can totally get chemo together!!!
R: lol So THAT'S what you do in your free time
G: lol SHUT. UP.
Y: So that was a girdle I felt through your clothes the other day? Or a bra?
A: I didn't know you had manboobs
R: LOL It was man spanx!
Me: LOL So you can share chemo with E and then go over to visit the girls and share undergarments
G: LMAO
A: You just tripled your wardrobe, hun!
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W: Did you knock boots with the mountain?
Me: LMAO
W: *youngin
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TV Show: "Oh, DiDi is just a nickname. My real name is Judith."
*puzzled looks on everyone whilst I bust out laughing*
Me: What the hell kinda nickname is that?? That's like, "Oh my nickname is G but my real name is Mustafa."
And thus, my new nickname (Mustafa) was born. But at least it's a family name.
