Me: Dude, have you seen that dumbass video of his with that chick he will someday pay child support to? And the song...Yeezus, it's terrible
Friend: Uh uh honey
Me: LOL I. Love. You.
Friend: :-D
Me: I totally set myself up for that one
Friend: You so did
Me: I wish I were so blessed with the talent to think of getting my lady friend a drink after doing dirty things to her on a sink
Friend: 'Ye keeps it classy mang, he could've just rapped about pulling her hair and holding her head under the sink faucet
Me: Uh huh honey
