Santa Baby, No More Nomnomsexuality For Me, Just Got A Set Of Morals,You See

My friends and I have a running joke about how the only way I'll obtain morals is if I become a zombie. Or if hell freezes over. Well...

Me: LOL So apparently there's a town in Michigan named "Hell". And it froze over. Giuseppe's morals should be arriving annnnnnny day now.

Friend: LOL And it ain't even my birfday.