Me: So I think now, three months after I originally said as much, I'm going to finally be able to get new glasses
Me: And you know you're old when the prospect of new glasses excites you
Friend: lol Nice...I've been needing new ones for ages
Me: Me too.. I realized that I can't even read the menu at Subway anymore without straining like an old man.
Friend: lol That's sounds like something I'd say
Friend: "I finally decided to fix my eyes cuz me not seeing is getting in the way of my eating"
Me: "I can't read the $5 footlong menu ya'll. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!"
Friend: LMAO
