I'm not crazy about who I drew for Secret Santa. But I put in some effort and I don't feel my efforts were appreciated...
Me: I figured out what to get him.
Y: *side eyeing how quickly I figured it out* What is it?
Me: Behold! *sets down a coupon for a free Blizzard at Dairy Queen*
G: LOL. Hook me up too!
Y: Uh no. Try again. *crumples up coupon and throws it at me, lodging a direct hit in the middle of my forehead*
G: Hey! Not the face! How do you think he's gonna rustle up more of them coupons?
