Miss N's play group had their holiday shindig (people still say that, right?) over the weekend and bringing family and friends was encouraged. Unfortunately, I brought mine.
Miss R: You see that lady over there with the jacket, talking to those kids? She was telling her friends how hot she thinks you are and it was gross.
Me: ...Is she legal? She looks kinda young.
Miss R: I don't know. Probably doesn't matter though.
Me: Why?
Miss R: I told her that Miss N has two dads now and she seemed to lose interest. *Grins*
Me: You're an evil child.
Miss R: That's how you know we're related.
So now we know, 16 is when they turn on you. That gives me 9 years to love Miss N before she goes rogue.
