Friend: How are you?
Me: Good. Got out of bed this morning, went to grab the laundry basket and knocked a shelf off the wall. It fell on me. So...the usual
Friend: LOL Gatdayum
Friend: Well...you'd be the laundry freshest smelling corpse they ever was
Me: lol Not really, it was dirty
Friend: The shelf was dirty?
Me: The laundry
Friend: Did you collapse into the pile of laundry??
Me: Yes
Me: Reach for laundry, shelf fall, Giuseppe trapped
Friend: LMAO Oh dear God
THAT'S how talented I am.
