Me: So get this...I'm coming home from the party this morning and I see this pregnant chick having trouble carrying some stuff, so I help her out.
G: Jesus, you really just can't help yourself, can you? Lol
Me: lol Shut up. Anyway, she turns around to say thanks and it's the neighbor chick from down the way that I almost dated that one time!
G: Oh damn! She was hot.
Me: Word. Apparently it's just her, no father involved. She's like eight months along already.
G: LOL. Here's a question - is that one yours too?
Me: LOL. Bitch
G: Giuseppe, you are...NOT the father.
Me: "I done told ya'll it ain't mine!" *flings chair in ager because he ghetto reputation is now shot to hell*
G: LMAO, ghetto reputation.
