Me: Dude, I saw this lady on an ID show who looked just like you.
Me: Except, you know, she was actually a lady.
AK: LMAO. Fuck you so hard, Artie.
Me: LOL. That's right, show me what a lady you is. That'll get me back!
AK: lol I am a lady, fuck you very much.
Me: *Faux offense at such language*
AK: You like ladies who use that word. No, wait...you like to do that word to ladies. No, no...not ladies, crazy bitches.
Me: True, true, false. They're not all crazy lol.
AK: LOL. That...will be on the keychain I get you for your birthday. Because not all of them being crazy is basically all you've accomplished in 33 years.
Me: LOL. Fuck you so hard right back.