G: I don't know. I have to return it.
Me: Why?
G: It's in spandex.
Me: ...Your Mother's Day gift is in spandex? lol
G: I. Hate. The. Ifoam.
G: Ifone
G: IPHIONE
G: DAMMIT!!!
G: SPANISH. NOT SPANX
Me: LOL
G: SPANDEX
G: SPANISH***
Me: Can I be there when you give your mom Spanish Spandex Spanx?
G: LMAO. Suck it!
Me: In most instances I think an actual gift is the best way to go. But you my friend may just wanna give mom a gift card.
