Monday, May 14, 2012

You Got To Know When To Hold 'Em...

My trip to Connecticut included:

~ Being pimped out by my best friend to the front desk clerk this morning to try and avoid being charged for an extra day at our hotel because we stayed out til dawn (literally) and slept past checkout time.

~ Staying out til dawn (literally) gambling because G now has a slight gambling problem. Upside of this particular casino trip; I won a quarter!

~ Getting hit on by a gay lad whilst playing poker.

~ Having to listen to a crazy lady talk about her 'bastard son-in-law' whilst playing video poker.

~ Talking to a very nice older dude about marriage and stuff (blog on that forthcoming cuz it was a great convo. Dude's been married 43 years!).

~ Conversating about vibrators and dildos. No, it doesn't sound any better when you hear the details.

~ Singing, 'The Gambler' at 4 in the morning when we got lost on our way home from gambling.

~ Bailing the best friend out of an unwanted pick up attempt by claiming she, T and I were in a polyamorous relationship and that we were at the casino celebrating that our herpes is in remission.

~ An argument with G (my cousin's husband, mind you) over his being a cover hog and my being a pillow hog. Yeah...

~ And, of course, the reason for the entire trip - TITANIC! It was an awesome exhibit and I kinda can't wait to take this trip again.