Cousin: The question is, "What's the one sure way to avoid going to trial?"
Me: Kill the witnesses.
Cousin: LMAO! You and Y had the same response.
Me: LOL That...does not surprise me.
Cousin: I'm disturbed by how calmly and quickly you both went there...
Me: I suggest you not put yourself in the spot of being a potential witness.
Cousin: lol Noted.
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Me: I just saw a commercial for JDate. You should go there next just to stir shit up.
Me: Anything Jew can do I can Jew better, I can do anything better than Jew.
Friend: LOL!!
Me: See if there's chat on JDate and get one of them to say, "No you can't" and complete the song.
Friend: lol You. Hell. Going to.
Me: My ticket was already punched, the rest is just gravy lol
