Me: Hey gurl, you look the kinda slutty I'd have to buy in stores.
Friend: ...Makes me sound expensive!
Me: I said I'd have to pay for you!
Me: *puts he pocketbook away and goes to look for a less mouthy whore*
Friend: How am I being mouthy? I was expressing my gratitude for your compliment.
Me: Wait...I thought you were telling me to make you sound more expensive.
Me: I can't read
Friend: *closes she legs and goes to look for a more literate john*
Me: LOL. Hey gurl, I can be literate. I'll read your rainbow soooooo good!
Friend: LOL
