Sunday, April 27, 2014

A Cold Day In Hell

G: So rumor has it Clooney is engaged. You better pick a partner and prepare for a wedding cuz hell is getting awful chilly.
Me: lol I'll wait and see how it plays out. Still don't believe it.
G: My mom says she doesn't think you'll ever get married because you don't know how to not flirt with women.
Me: Your mom also thought "Yeezus" was the Spanish pronunciation of "Jesus". Consider the source.
G: LMAO. Hey, I didn't say it was a theory without its flaws.