Mom: No.
Brother: I hope they go to the Final. You'll look like a vagrant.
Y: You'll still look like you're 25, even with the beard. Bitch.
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Uncle: Even if they make the Final, it still won't be as impressive as my playoff beard.
Me: It'll be less grey though.
Uncle: Smartass.
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Friend: You had one when we dated and I liked it. Wait...did you?
Me: LOL. Uh...no. That wasn't me.
Friend: LMAO. Oh. Well then I look forward to seeing how you look with one.
