Me: On my way, got the grub.
G: Did you make sure there's no lettuce on my sandwich?
Me: Yes.
G: Extra peppers?
Me: Yes. I know how to follow simple instructions, G.
G: Did you get the nookie?
Me: LMAO. Uh...they didn't offer me that, but I could definitely go back and ask.
G: LOL. Oh please do! I'll bail you out. Although I'm sure there's probably one or two sandwich ar-teests who would take you up on the offer.
Me: Nah, they were all old women. More your type.
G: lol Bastard.
