On the way home from the hospital yesterday, I saw a bumper sticker that simply said, "Question Circumcision". No website, no organizational logo. Just those two words. I thought it was hilarious and quite timely and texted a friend about it. And then...
Me: I saw the oddest bumper sticker ok the way home from the hospital. It just said "Question circumcision" and nothing else.
Friend: Huh...I think an uncircumcised gizmo looks weird
Me: I mean, nobody's business is attractive, male or female. But the uncircumcised ones are especially ugly.
Friend: Yup, doesn't help if the dude is small either. It looks...like a fleshy turtleneck sweater.
Me: Y dated some fool last year who said he was "in the process of reclaiming" his foreskin.
Me: Like wtf does that even mean? Do you use donor skin? And how do you get a color match
Friend: LOL they have color swatches
Friend: Like you're picking out fuckin' paint
Me: LOL YES!!
Me: They come in little sheaths so you can slide it over and see how it looks and ish
Me: Or you can use their virtual foreskin studio on the website and upload your Johnson
Friend: Groooooooooss LOL try before you buy
Me: lol like color samplers for paint. Color sheaths for foreskin
Friend: Eeeeeeeewwww
Me: Indeed
If foreskin color sampling isn't what Easter is all about then I don't know what Easter is all about.
